学习外语，能听懂笑话说明你的水平真的很高，
因为要听懂笑话不仅要懂语言，还要理解它的背景，
今天Jenny和Adam要和大家聊聊经典的英语笑话。
节目音乐：what lovers do by Maroon 5
笑话英语怎么说？
Jokes: 笑话
Classic jokes: 经典笑话
笑话的种类有哪些？
Clean jokes: “干净的”文明的笑话
Dirty jokes: 黄色笑话
很多笑话的逻辑都是：
Pun: 一语双关
Play on words: 文字游戏
冷笑话和cold没关系：
Bad jokes: 不好的、无趣的笑话
A joke falls flat: 很冷，很平的笑话
笑话好不好，关键看：
Punch line: 笑点
经典笑话大串联
你能不能get到笑点？
#1. Why did the chicken cross the road?
鸡为什么要过马路？
A: To get to the other side.
因为要去另一边。
笑点： 出乎意料的没有点就是它的笑点吧。好冷。
#2. Why is the doctor so angry?
为什么医生那么生气？
A: Because he has no patience.
因为他没有耐心呀。
笑点： 耐心=patience，病人=patient 一语双关
#3. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
鳄鱼穿了背心会变成什么？
A: An Investigator.
调查员
笑点： 这个点在读音，investigator =in vest+ alligator
#4. Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
你听说了吗生菜和番茄比赛了赛跑？
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!
生菜领先了，番茄变成了番茄酱（迎头赶上）！
笑点： 谐音，ketchup（番茄酱）听起来和“catch up”很像。一语双关。
#5. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
你为什么不能给Elsa（《冰雪奇缘》女主角）气球？
A: Because she will Let it go.
因为她会让气球跑掉。
笑点： 《冰雪奇缘》的主题曲就是“Let it go”。小朋友一定能知道这个梗。
#6. What do you call a computer that sings?
会唱歌的电脑叫什么？
A: A-Dell
Adele
笑点： A Dell（一台戴尔电脑）和著名歌手Adele也是谐音。
#7. What do you get from a pampered cow?
一头被宠坏的奶牛会给你些什么？
A: Spoiled milk.
坏掉的牛奶。
笑点： Spoil做动词是“宠溺”，spoiled做形容词也有变质的意思。一语双关。
#8. What do you call a bee that lives in America?
住在美国的蜜蜂叫啥？
A: USB
笑点： 美国是U.S. U.S.+ bee = USB
#9. Why did the picture go to jail?
为什么照片会被关在监狱里？
A: Because it was framed.
因为它被陷害（相框框住）了。
笑点： frame做名词是相框，做动词是陷害。相片配相框当然就是被陷害了。
#10. What do lawyers wear to court?
律师穿什么去法庭？
A: Lawsuits!
笑点： lawsuit原义是法律诉讼，不过分开来law + suit就像是法律西装。
#11. What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?
洗澡的时候你会说什么笑话？
A: Clean Jokes!
干净的笑话（不带色情、暴力的文明笑话）
笑点： 洗洗更干净，可不就是clean jokes嘛。
这些笑点都戳中了你吗？
有哪些你喜欢我们没提到的笑话？
赶快告诉我们！
别忘了转发给你的朋友们，大家一起笑一笑！
1. Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗.一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填.仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的?"护士问. "有!"杰克想了想说,"我是个单身汉."
2. Wife:You see.According to te statistics on thepaper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
Husband:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.
妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.
丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死于肝癌的人100%都吃饭的.
3. "Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."
"Yours?Can you prove it?"
"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."
"请原谅,你占了我的位置."
"你的位置?你能征明这点吗?"
"能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."
4. One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"
Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"
一天,夏娃问亚当:"你当真爱我吗?"
亚当无可奈何地回答:"我还有的选择吗?"
5. Always Thirsty 总感到口渴
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
"No, but I am always thirsty!"
一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”
“真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗?”
“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”
6. A Useful Way 一个有效的方法
Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?
Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.
Father: What"s that got to do with it?
Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.
爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀?
杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果，爸爸。
爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢?
杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀。
7. A Present 凯特的礼物
Kate: Mom, do you know what I"m going to give you for your birthday?
Mom: No, Honey, what?
Kate: A nice teapot.
Mom: But I"ve got a nice teapot.
Kate: No, you haven"t. I"ve just dropped it.
凯特：妈妈，你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗?
妈妈：不知道，宝贝，是什么呀?
凯特：一把漂亮的茶壶。
妈妈：可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。
凯特：不，你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。
8. The Doctor Knows Better 医生懂得多
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.
His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."
"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害。”
医生说：“恐怕他已经死了。”
听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说：“我没死，我还活着。”
妻子说：“安静，医生比你懂得多。”
9. Waste or Save? 浪费还是节约
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don"t you know you are wasting time?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I"ve saved you a meal, haven" I?
父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?
杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是?
10. Why Is He Howling 他为什么喊
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven"t even touched your tooth yet.
Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!
牙医：请你不要再喊了!我还没碰你的牙呢。
病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀!
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